Mitch: What are we doin' here man, dealing with the bad news fuckin' bears?
Dwight: Yeah, tell me about it. We're looking for some evil-doing buddies here. Your friends need some money?

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Ben: Hey, they say you were in the mafia?
Dwight: Nah. There's no such a thing.

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My hand is wrapped around a fuckin' 357 Magnum with a 158 green hollow points that will leave a hole you can put your fuckin' fist through! You wanna see your loved ones tonight, I want you to rethink whatever stupid, ill-conceived idea that moronic biker is putting you up to, get in your car, put it in gear, and drive the fuck away.

Dwight

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Tyson: So what was that about?
Dwight: Broken tail light. Forgot my gun back at the hotel.

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Yesterday, watching them lower my father's casket into the ground, you know what I realized, Uncle Dwight? You are the last vestige of my father that I got left. I'm comin' to visit. Me, Vince, Goody. We have dinner, we break bread, we show everybody that we are unified.

Chickie

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Clara: Who the fuck are you?
Armand: I should have never come here in the first place; that's who the fuck I am. I should have stayed in Brooklyn.

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