Tulsa King
Sundays on Paramount+Tulsa King Season 1 Episode 1: "Go West, Old Man" Quotes
Dwight [exiting the airport and accosted by a grasshopper]: Whoa! What the hell is that?
Woman: It's a grasshopper. They're harmless.
Dwight: That thing's the size of my cock!
Woman: Excuse me?
Dwight: Actually, I'm more endowed than that, so [she sprays him in the face with holy water].
I married this life, and after keeping my mouth shut for all these years, I'm gonna see if it married me back.
Dwight
You know, someone's got to slap some good grammar into your mouth and that's gonna be me.
Dwight
Dwight: I need to see your books.
Bodhi: My books?
Dwight: Yeah, your books, your ledgers, files, whatever you got.
Bodhi: Are you from the government?
Dwight: I just knocked your guard out cold, and you think I'm a CPA?
Donny: Donny Shore. What can I do ya for?
Dwight: Perry Como. Nice to meet you.
Bodhi: Isn't that illegal?
Dwight: You sell pot, for Chrissakes.