Dwight: Are you even a lawyer?
Elliott: If I'm not, I just committed a felony.

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Dwight: I've seen some tough women in my life, but sweetheart, you take the cake. I owe you my life, you know that.
Stacy: No shit.
Dwight: I know we don't have a traditional relationship.
Stacy: Oh, this isn't normal to you?
Dwight: I'm gonna find this Waltrip.
Stacy: No, you're not. He's gone.

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Bodhi: Can I get you anything?
Dwight: You got a chair?

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Dwight: Do you still think I overplayed my hand?
Waltrip: Will ya fuck off. [Dwight kills him]

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Tina: Tell me this isn't happening again.
Dwight: I'm sorry, Tina.

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