Dwight: How ya doin', Babe?
Babe: I'm not sure how much more of this bullshit I can stand.
Dwight: You and me both.

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You know what I am, and you knew what I would do if I found out. This was justifiable vengeance.

Dwight

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Agent Ruiz: I'm Agent Oscar Ruiz with the FBI. I'd like to ask you a few questions about a Dwight Manfredi.
Bodhi: Any Dwight Manfredi, or did you have a particular one in mind?

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Stable Hand: Can I ask you, sir, a question? Why this horse? He's old; he's stupid, not good for anything anymore.
Dwight: He kept you on your toes.

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Margaret: This is a workin' ranch, not daycare. I don't board pets.
Dwight: They were gonna make him into glue, for Christ's sake.
Margaret: [laughs] Oh, you city boys. You love the sausage, hate seein' how it's made. Those are just the facts of life on a farm. Everybody's got to pull their weight. When they don't?
Dwight: Sausage.

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