Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12: "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion" Quotes
Alan: Can I tell women it's mine?
Walden: Why would you stop now?
Walden: You've mistaken tooth paste for lubricant?
Alan: Just once and it stung like hell, but my penis was minty fresh.
Walden: How did you know it was minty fresh?
Alan: Years of yoga and loneliness.