Ugly Betty Season 1 Episode 7: "After Hours" Quotes
You must have had some weekend! A straight man bought you shoes. Nice ones.. I peaked.. and maybe tried them onMarc
Hilda: I have a big surprise for you guess who's coming to thanksgiving dinner?
Justin: Martha Stewart? I won the contest!?
Marc: Do you serve food here?
waitress: Sure thing honey.
[shows him the menu on her shirts and sticks her boobs in his face...]
Marc: Anything non dairy?
Wilhelmina: We're not out of touch with real people
Marc: I have an uncle that lives all the way in new jersey!
Betty: Walter, you can't wear a t-shirt to a 3 star rest
Walter: Why not? Rockstars wear t-shirts to award shows
Betty: You're not a rockstar. You play the flute in a Jethro Tull tribute band
Wilhelmina: Yes, Marc will escort him in
Marc: Aww i wanted to watch him mosey.
Christina: This isn't too bad, this little tart and number
Wilhelmina: Then you wear it, I'm sure you'll be a big hit at the next convention
Christina: Oh I like this, this is perfect for your witch meeting at the covenant
You can go to Atlantic City any time you want... go to the nearest retirement home and get on the first bus that goes offChristina
Your asking me to entertain Ted Lebob... the present of Bomart... a store that has the fashion equivalent of canned ravioliWilhelmina
Sofia: Your lead story is just great, "ten ways to lose thighs and get guys." So empowering.
Daniel: What's your cover story? Ten ways to treat a guy like dirt so you end up a lonely desperate cat lately.
Sofia: Well the title's a little long but thanks for the story pitch