Ugly Betty Season 3 Episode 4: "Betty Suarez Land" Quotes
Prison reality is not living up to my fantasy at all. Where is all the scary, beefy trade?
Marc
Gio: ...and If you didn't live in Betty Suarez land
Betty: Okay, I do not live in Betty Suarez Land.
Gio: Oh yes you do. 25 Teddy Bear Lane, Betty Suarez Land, USA
...Alexis got community service. If I had known this is how the system works I'd have tried to kill more often!
Wilhelmina
Wilhelmina: How's my baby?
Marc: I'm fine Willy. Oh Willy... you know how i get when you call me that. Oh, that baby. Gestating nicely I'm told though Christina is getting a little too comfortable at the spa. She requested a few extra days for her and her terminal Scotsman.
Wilhelmina: Make sure she's aware her contract with me specifically prohibits extra curricular womb activities.
Daniel: I'm sorry I tried to punch you
Alexis: I'm sorry you suck at fighting
Oh Marc, my adorable but short sighted minion
Wilhelmina
I've known you for awhile.. I've seen you at work... swimming with the sharks at mode.. keeping Daniel's head above water..you're gonna do great things one day, Suarez. I don't blame you for choosing yourself
Gio
What he really needs is a place to be alone with his thoughts... and maybe get a good look up a few skirts
Gio
Amanda: A pair of smelly balls arrived for you
Betty: Yay!
Amanda: Is that your lunch?
I'm not letting my daughter's life be in the hands of 12 people that were too lazy or too stupid to get out of jury duty
Claire
Marc: I'm completely lost, just tell me how to feel. Why don't you Wilhelmina: Get your lips off my ass and the DA on phone.
Private? Yesterday you have me check a mole on your lower back and today there's boundaries? Yay for that!
