Jean: Do you ever talk to your old roommate chuck?
Marc: we weren't that close, we were just poker buddies
Hilda: I'm guessing a lot of hold 'em

You are evil, I'm so going as you for Halloween

Marc [to Wilhelmina]

Nick: I want to be you in five years
Daniel: Buy more expensive ties and sleep with a few models and you're halfway there

This is our new office? It has florescent lightning. I will not be looked at under this merciless glare

Marc

Alexis: You can have this magazine, I have a bigger dreams
Daniel: Like what? A uterus?

Marc: We'll always have that fake pregnancy scare
Amanda: That was a real scare you idiot, it just wasn't yours!

You are officially released from beard dude, consider yourself shaved

Marc

Bradford: So this is the life you wanted
Alexis: Actually in the life i wanted you were still behind bars
Bradford: In the life i wanted you were still a man

Ugly Betty Season 1 Episode 18 Quotes

You are officially released from beard dude, consider yourself shaved

Marc

Bradford: So this is the life you wanted
Alexis: Actually in the life i wanted you were still behind bars
Bradford: In the life i wanted you were still a man