Ugly Betty Season 1 Episode 23: "East Side Story" Quotes
You are such a chick flick! I would totally pay $12 to see you!Hygienist
Oh my God! That is so romantic. It's like Julia Roberts flossing before whoring herself in "Pretty Woman".Hygienist
[Amanda walks in on Henry and Betty about to kiss]
Amanda: Eww dorkus interruptus
Henry and Betty: Get out!
Amanda: Hey everyone, Betty is in heat!
There's Henry, why don't you go make awkward small talk with your friendDaniel [to Betty]
Inhale Ricky Martin, exhale Colin FarrellMarc
Marc: What took you so long?
Amanda: I had to wait for Christina to go to the bathroom. That woman retains water like a two humped camel.