Under those gaping pores and cave man eyebrows, I thought you were smart.

Wilhelmina [to Betty]

I had a piece of your hair tested. They found Oxycontin and heroine. It's like Rush Limbaugh and Amy Winehouse fornicated and had you.


Daniel, anything you truly want has to be worth fighting for.


Mandy [singing]: Hush, little homo don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a prada tie.
Marc: Nice, but don't touch the hair, it's just how i like it.

Betty: Marc...Look... I'm hoping...
Marc: I would rather eat butter.
Betty: I haven't even asked you to do anything.
Marc: You bossing me around is a crime against nature.
Betty: Marc, you're being ridiculous...
Marc: Sorceress!

I will groom you. Lord knows you need some grooming.

Wilhelmina [to Betty]

Wilhelmina: It made me think you are the one.
Betty: Like Lord of the Rings?

Don't you think a doctor should be doing this? Or at least a nurse practitioner?


Marc: This is my favorite part of the job. Injecting deadly poison into my boss's head.
Mandy: It helps that you have really feminine fingers.
Marc: It's a blessing.

Daniel: One more day of hookie.
DJ: Like a prostitute?
Daniel: Woh, no prostitutes. Only when you're older. Achem, I mean, not at all son.

Betty: Wilhelmina totally smiled at me.
Marc: She wasn't smiling, she was showing her teeth.

Marc: Complimentary mimosas!
Betty: Really?
Marc: No, but if you get the filing right, I won't beat you with a bag of oranges.

Ugly Betty Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.


Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.