Wow, 9 volt batteries.. Prince Charming is really going the extra mile

Betty: Anything else you need me to do?
Amanda: Keep working. A little overtime and you can afford invisaligns

Amanda: Are you trying to suffocate us with that putrid smell?
Betty: They're empanadas

Daniel: Nice place
Betty: We're just in between interior designers...
Daniel: Really?
Betty: No
Daniel: Right, it's a joke

She's so fabulously douchey.

Amanda

Marc [about Betty, Catherine, and other two]: It's the bizarro version of Sex and the City
Amanda: Stop it, I'm gagging

we went out for a week.. and they don't call him the tripod because he's a photographer.. if you catch my drift..

Amanda [about Felipe]

Daniel: Thank you, but it is Daniel, not Danny
Wilhelmina: What? I'm hellaciously upset, Marc
Marc: Oh my God, I'm so sorry
Wilhelmina: Shh! Purge this from memory

can you believe that new assistant? This is Mode, not dog fancy

Marc [about Betty]

Justin: I don't want flan, I'll get fat
Hilda: Honey, you're a boy, it doesn't matter if you're fat or not

Betty: I know most of your magazines inside and out. I try to devour as much as I can
Meade Interviewer: Clearly

Alexis: I accidentally opened up a piece of Daniel's mail
Claire: Darling, given what we're dealing with I think Daniel is going to overlook that
Alexis: No he won't, it was a paternity test
Clarie: I don't understand
Alexis: Daniel isn't Daniel Jr's father... I am

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.