UnREAL
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You are an overpaid incompetent man-baby who's riding on the backs of women who do all your work for you. You're too dumb to know how pathetic it is that we had to use you to push Serena through the network just because you were born with a dick! And I never understood what Quinn saw in your fat, sweaty, drug-addled ass, but whatever it was, you wasted the best years of her life and destroyed the one person who is ever gonna care about you. So that's the truth.
Rachel
Quinn: I need Everlasting to get back up and running so I can rebuild my empire.
(Rachel won't look at her.)
Quinn: Fine, you want me to say it?
I need you. I miss you.
Jay: Oh my god is that Madison?
Rachel: What happened to the pigtails?
Jay: Did you hear she sold a pilot?
Rachel/Jay: Slut!
This is an ending. It's not a happy one, but it's about as real as it gets.
Quinn
That girl hates me. I made her shit her pants on national television.
Rachel
Quinn: So... what? You're screwing her now?
Chet: How did you know?
I wanna see a bitch bleed. Thank you.
Quinn
Stressful day. What’s he been doing besides napping and jacking off?
Quinn
Hot Rachel just shit herself on national television. Boom. Drop the mic.
Quinn
Someone hasn’t eaten in weeks.
Quinn
Or whack off, please. Something more exciting. I mean, these two screwed last night.
Quinn
We have a saying around here, sluts get cut.
Chet
