Rachel: I never loved you, okay? Never.
Adam: You never loved me?
Rachel: I never loved you.

You might not have any feelings for your set flings, but they sure have a lot for you.

Coleman

Oh, Rachel, you should screw the talent more often.

Quinn

Welcome back, meat packet.

Quinn

Next time, I'm cutting them off. Now get out and don't come back.

Quinn

Yeah, definitely brush your teeth.

Coleman

I told you it would be a barrel of laughs.

Quinn

Rachel: Did you see what he did to me?
Chet: Yeah, I saw what he did, but it's our word against him and if he talks - this has to stay in the family.

We don't make it up. We make it happen.

Quinn

I hope my trolls didn't harass you. They don't get out much.

Quinn

What the hell is she wearing? She looks like a magician.

Quinn

Quinn: Where are the impact tickets?
Madison: I don't know.
Quinn: Well go get them.

UnREAL Quotes

Welcome back to reality, Rachel.

Quinn

8 weeks if you're lucky, one night if not.

Rachel