Yeah, Chet 'cos that's how it works, your super sperm jumping my fallopian tube in a single bound.

Quinn

What happened to sluts get cut?

Grace

Adam: That felt pretty real to me.
Rachel: That's the thing with you, Adam. It feels pretty real with everyone.

Oh hey, Madison. Chet tells me that you're doing a great job, so just keep doing what you're doing.

Quinn

Chet: About the babies. I knocked up my wife with hate sex. Imagine what I could do for you.
Quinn: Oh, I know what you can do for me.

Are you leaving before round two?

Adam

Word of advice? Don't roll over for Quinn. She likes to push back. I mean, don't be disrespectful, but get in the ring, have a little fun.

Chet

Quinn: Why are you letting Adam get up all in your vadg? He's a prop, Rachel.
Rachel: Because maybe I'm just sick of being a manipulative bitch.

This must have cost a mint. You gave away $50 million dollars this morning.

Quinn

When I get used, I like to get paid a lot.

Adam

You are literally insane if you think I am going to marry a girl I met 3 weeks ago.

Adam

Well, I'm sure we could find a way to release some energy.

Anna

UnREAL Quotes

Welcome back to reality, Rachel.

Quinn

8 weeks if you're lucky, one night if not.

Rachel