This train is off the rails.

Brad

What the hell is that?

Ruby

Yes. Crazy white trash.

Quinn

We promised the network suicide ratings and we need to deliver.

Quinn

We don’t solve problems. We make them to point cameras at them.

Rachel

Quinn: Money, dick, power, right?
Rachel: Yes, money, dick, power.

Ask him “Did you kill him?”

Rachel

Okay guys. How about we make a TV Show?

Rachel

Darius: Let me get this right. I live here and I’m on cameras 24 hours a day?
Rachel: Yeah.

Oh please, he’s going to be making deep, dark, nasty love to them, too!

Quinn

Well, you look like a million bucks.

Quinn

Quinn: I caught you getting your nob polished by a teenager.
Chet: She's a mouth.

UnREAL Quotes

Welcome back to reality, Rachel.

Quinn

8 weeks if you're lucky, one night if not.

Rachel