Welcome back, meat packet.

Quinn

Next time, I'm cutting them off. Now get out and don't come back.

Quinn

Yeah, definitely brush your teeth.

Coleman

I told you it would be a barrel of laughs.

Quinn

Rachel: Did you see what he did to me?
Chet: Yeah, I saw what he did, but it's our word against him and if he talks - this has to stay in the family.

We don't make it up. We make it happen.

Quinn

I hope my trolls didn't harass you. They don't get out much.

Quinn

What the hell is she wearing? She looks like a magician.

Quinn

Quinn: Where are the impact tickets?
Madison: I don't know.
Quinn: Well go get them.

I’m done with all the garbage people in my life. Chet, Randy and now you, Rachel.

Quinn

Rachel: Want a beer?
Quinn: I’m not your friend.

Rachel doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I do.

Quinn

UnREAL Season 2 Quotes

Oh please, he’s going to be making deep, dark, nasty love to them, too!

Quinn

Okay guys. How about we make a TV Show?

Rachel