What are you doing, Rachel? My god.

Romeo

Quinn’s always going to remember me as the girl who went down on her boyfriend and told her that her dad died.

Madison

Rachel: Chet, why is there a baby here?
Chet: Bring your baby to work day.

Who Are you? What would Hillary say, Rachel?

Jay

Say his name again and I will staple your dick to your anus.

Quinn

Give me rumors of a straight female athlete. That'd be interesting.

Quinn

Rachel: This is a disaster.
Quinn: Yeah, but I mean what are we gonna do about it?

Darius: Chet, what are you doing man?
Chet: Making magic.

Yes. Crazy white trash.

Quinn

Why don’t you two shoot your show. I’ll shoot my show. We’ll see which one they prefer.

Chet

This train is off the rails.

Brad

What the hell is that?

Ruby

UnREAL Season 2 Quotes

Oh please, he’s going to be making deep, dark, nasty love to them, too!

Quinn

Okay guys. How about we make a TV Show?

Rachel