Vanderpump Rules
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on BravoVanderpump Rules Quotes
If it was anyone else I don't think I'd believe it, but Kristen chowing down on Kentucky muffin.
Lisa
Did Kristen just jax Jax?
Tom
Kristen, we’re trying to convince people that you’re not a psycho.
Stassi
The OK Magazine party has become the SUR Christmas party.
Tom Sandoval
Damn right I’m sleeping with a 21-year-old. And I’m having the time of my f-cking life right now..
Kristen
You’re only [on the show] because you’re f-cking my ex-boyfriend.
Kristen [to Ariana]
It’s really sobering to watch yourself highly intoxicated.
Katie
He would do anything that Stassi says. He’s dumb when it comes to Stassi.
Lisa
Do you have some kind of mind control?
Andy Cohen [to Stassi]
I just love a chance for things to be about me.
Stassi
You were my girlfriend, but you were also my enemy,
Tom [to Kristen]
I’ve never had a girl say ‘no’ to me before.
Jax
