Veep
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Goddammit! What is Mike doin' in here, and why does he have a good idea now that he doesn't work for us?
Selina
Selina: Fire 'im.
Ben: He's deader than democracy ma'm.
Why do I have to tell people why I want to be president? I mean, I don't wanna hear about their jobs.
Selina
But if you want to go dutch, or whatever, on the abortion, just hit me up on Venmo. Oh, you know what? Make it public, OK? It shows I'm a gentleman.
Dan
Selina: Wow. This place has feminine symbolism spurtin' out of its dickhole.
Dan: Let's just hope it's the Columbia and not the Challenger.
Ben: Both exploded killing everyone on board.
Selina: If I ever needed a miracle, it's right now!
Richard: Ma'm, there's been a mass shooting at a mall in Pheonix. Twenty-seven people have been killed.
[everyone groans and ahhhs]
Selina: Ohhh. [Selina shrugs] This can ... work for us?
Dan: Yes, because we couldn't possibly announce now out of respect for the victims.
Selina: Hallefuckinlugah.
Kent: Praise the rational equivalent of Jesus, what Bonhoeffer would call the spirit of beloved community.
Selina: We have to send that shooter a nice thank you card.
Richard: Actually, he shot himself before he could be apprehended. I'll send something to his wife. Oh, he shot her first.
Jonah: Whoa. What was that?
Sykes: I was just adjusting your mic. I was chemically castrated, remember? [winks]
I know there are people who think that thoughts and prayers are not enough, but prayer works. I mean, it worked for me today.
Selina
Selina: This entire country is getting more disgusting by the second!
Kent: That's a demo we're targeting, mostly on Facebook.
Isn't it astounding that the next president of the United States is getting chosen by a closeted ex-music producer?
Selina
What do you know about new media Mike9748@aol.com?
Dan
It's funny that you sprinted around the whole deck just to run into me sight unseen.
Tom
