Venture Brothers
Sundays 11:30 PM on Cartoon NetworkPopular Venture Brothers Quotes
Dr. Orpheus: changing the terms of my child support.
The Alchemist: Remember when your wife use to screw you without paperwork.
Dr. Venture: Oh, if that suit could talk.
Hank: It would say "Kill me, I am a hideous monster."
Night, night Doctor Venture, pleasant screams.
Phantom Limb
Phantom Limb: On the upside, Vernor did a great job as the cabby, until you gassed him.
Professor Impossible: Alright that's just passive aggressive friend.
Professor Impossible: Ok Dean, who's first?
Mr. Polygamy: I am Mr. Polygamy and this is Mrs. Polygamy, Mrs. Polygamy, Mrs. Polygamy, and Mrs. Polygamy.
Brock: Someone is in my car!
Hank: Now that's a super power. He can do that from 10 states away.
He get's that way around death, it's like he is in a Creed video.
Eros
Sgt. Hatred: You can't just hose him like a convict.
Brock: He's got ants on his ass. This is how you deal with the problem.
Monstroso: Let me tuck you in. Is that too tight?
Billy: There is no blood getting to my face.
Pirate Captain: We grow our own pot and legalize the gay marriage.
Shoreleave: I am going to retire here.
If you simpletons are not embarrassed, I will be embarrassed for you. Now let's set sail.
Col. Hunter Gathers
Dean: What's our mission?
Dr. Venture: Your mission is to have the best damn home-school prom 500$ can buy!
