Brock: Do you have nothing else to do but harp on Dr. Venture? Why don't you try the world domination thing. You afraid of the big leagues?
Monarch: Pleeaasse. Do I look stupid to you? World domination - I'll leave that to the religious nuts and the Republicans, thank you

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Well, in a nutshell, no pun intended, your balls pulled a 180

Billy Quizboy

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Henchman #24: Boss, there's a monster down here!
Henchman #21: I think it was two ninjas taped together to make one giant ninja!

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Do you have to shave it? I just grew those...

Dean

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Billy Quizboy: But this kind of thing should be a walk in the park.
Mr. White: A walk in the park with genitals for trees.
Billy Quizboy: And hair for grass

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Monarch: I treat my captives as kings. You will be given the finest of accommodations.
Hank: Hey! Last time I was here you threw me in a stinky jail cell!
Monarch: You broke my heart, Hank...

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Well it doesn't look like the Monarch needs anything. He's got a Flying Cocoon, sharp henchmen in peak physical condition. He's got it all

Brock

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Monarch: And what about you?
Brock: I didn't sleep in my clothes.
Monarch: 27! Burn his sheets!

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Dr. Venture: Billy, fess up to the boy. He's been pulling that "boy genius" crap for at least the twenty years that I've known him.
Billy Quizboy: Well, nobody's really impressed with "Master Billy Quizboy, Adult Genius."
Dr. Venture: Like a speech impediment and growth hormone deficiency qualifies you as a "boy genius."
Mr. White: Don't forget the huge head.
Billy Quizboy: I copped to it - now you guys are ganging up on it

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Monarch Henchman #3: Someone got him Brock Samson? Now I feel like a tool.
Monarch Henchman #4: What'd you get him?
Monarch Henchman #3: I made him coupons for one free washing of the Monarch Mobile and one free backrub.
Monarch Henchman #4: Aren't those your jobs anyway?
Monarch Henchman #3: Yeah, but... these are coupons

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Dean: My... no-nos hurt!
Monarch: What the hell are "no-nos."
Dr. Venture: That's the super-adult term my teenage sons use to refer to their genitals. In public. In front of their father

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Dean! Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum?!? You can tell me - I'm hip!

Dr. Venture

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