Weeds Quotes
Shut up Guillermo. I am trying to talk to my husband. My husband.
Nancy
Dead hoes tell no tales.
Guillermo
Shh! Shh! You don't want to wake the dead.
Guillermo
(to Shane) Please please. Choose to not be a dick.
Silas
Hola mi amor. Guillermo.
Nancy
(to club owner) No, go to her. Don't end up dead and alone like I am.
Andy
(to Dana) Are you as turned on as I am right now.
Doug
Why did I never knew Josh was gay? He was a gay baby. Gay baby.
Doug
(to the reporter) I really am sorry about your camera. That was mean. I guess you were right about your word cloud.
Nancy
(to Silas) Want to join? We are stealing Christmas card money from the past.
Shane
(to Nancy) Who does this!
Reporter
(to the reporter) Deals off.
Nancy
