Nancy: How bout a farewell fuck?
Esteban: That's crass. And that will not save you.

Shane: Couldn't stay away, huh?
Silas: Like you always said, I'm not very bright.

Please when you kill her just let us know, for closure.

Silas

Shane: She's not coming is she?
Andy: No, she's not.

I'm the downfall of all Botwin men.

Nancy

Nancy: I can't believe you let him stay.
Andy: I can't believe you don't understand why.

Nancy: Where's Silas?
Andy: He's not coming.

I loved her and then she out grew me, then she came back.

Warren

(to Nancy) Did Mister Freaky Shoes do that to you?

Janitor

(to Guillermo who is in the woman's bathroom) Oh hell no. Get outta here.

Janitor

Owe! God! I remember when you used to spank me and it was sexy.

Nancy

Shut up Guillermo. I am trying to talk to my husband. My husband.

Nancy

Weeds Season 6 Quotes

Nancy: Shane - Don't let go of that stick thing.
Shane: It's called a mallet.

It's cool how the lights change color. Wonder if it's a salt water pool - doesn't sting your eyes like chlorine. Not that that's her problem.

Shane