Try not to get arrested today, okay?

Shane

Shane: You're not a bad influence on being a drug dealer.
Shane: You're a bad influence because you're a bad drug dealer.

Doug: I don't know where they went!
Goon 1: Bullshit.

Silas: I thought the Newmans' are doing things differently.
Nancy: We are. We're making hash.
Silas: So much for normal.
Nancy: This is our normal.

Boys are really violent - it's always kill kill....kill.

Nancy

Go green.

Nancy
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Silas: You missed a spot.
Andy: Back off Reading Rainbow.

Dear Maid - I know you I love paying women for dirty jobs. Nice.

Nancy

I have a history of killing anything that could conceivably work out.

Nancy

Nancy: Let me guess. Something in computers, soft wear..
Guy at the bar: FBI -
(Pause)
Guy at the bar: Federal Bureau Interested in you.

Nice hat. We should practice. I say ding and you hop. Ding!

Shane

Silas: You really think it's a good idea leaving Pebbles with Bam-Bam.
Andy: No, but we can't afford child care, so we have to take this small leap of faith. I'm encouraged because so far the baby hasn't ever tried to get us all killed.

Weeds Season 6 Quotes

Nancy: Shane - Don't let go of that stick thing.
Shane: It's called a mallet.

It's cool how the lights change color. Wonder if it's a salt water pool - doesn't sting your eyes like chlorine. Not that that's her problem.

Shane