How did you know Shane's? Nevermind. Goodbye Seattle. It never even rained. What a rip-off.

Nancy

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• Added: September 20, 2010

(to the SAHMs) Don't fuck with me bitches.

Shane

• Permalink: Don't f**k with me bitches.
• Added: September 20, 2010

You two are in deep shit. Talk to me about the van.

Police Officer

• Permalink: You two are in deep s**t. Talk to me about the van.
• Added: September 20, 2010

Look who gets their spring in their step.

Andy

• Permalink: Look who gets their spring in their step.
• Added: September 13, 2010

This is my Eat Pray Love moment.

Andy

• Permalink: This is my Eat Pray Love moment.
• Added: September 13, 2010

College Girl: What?
Silas: Nothing I just love college so much.

• Permalink: What? Nothing I just love college so much.
• Added: September 13, 2010

Nancy: I'm all tapped out.
Drug Dealer: Then tap yourself in bitch.

• Permalink: I'm all tapped out. Then tap yourself in bitch.
• Added: September 13, 2010

Nancy: I cant believe that this is my life.
Co-Worker: It's okay just pray to Jesus and play the lotto.

• Permalink: I cant believe that this is my life. It's okay just pray to Je...
• Added: September 13, 2010

Nance you're looking at the new sus chef

Andy

• Permalink: Nance you're looking at the new sus chef
• Added: September 13, 2010

My favorite movie is Cool Hand Luke, but really it's Steel Magnolias

Doug

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• Added: September 13, 2010

Nancy: I'm doing this for my family.
Drug dealer: I'm doing this for a jet ski.

• Permalink: I'm doing this for my family. I'm doing this for a jet ski.
• Added: September 13, 2010

I need a ten Nance, Nathalie, Nance, Nat. I need a ten Nat.

Andy

• Permalink: I need a ten Nance, Nathalie, Nance, Nat. I need a ten Nat.
• Added: September 13, 2010