I am here because I don't want my kid to miss out on his entire f*cking childhood. It's just fun.


That was Judas thing, rollercoaster's.


I'm the guru of off the grid.


Andy: Say it.
Nancy: Seattle was a bust.

Shane: Una navaja.
Nancy: Oh Shane, no more Spanish.

I'm a mother lion and you can't defeat a mother lion when you've threaten her cubs.


Follow your dreams mijo. Follow your dreams.


Ignacio: You're hands are shaking. You're not going to shoot me.
Shane: He's right, you're not going to shoot him. But you don't have to.
Ignacio: You're going to put a bullet in me mijo?
Shane: What do you think?

Pittsburgh! Pittsburgh! Ah Sammy Davis Junior!


Doug: God wants me to live.
Ignacio: And I still don't understand why.
Doug: For a lot of reasons.

Shane: Are you eating your napkin?
Doug: No (he is).

(to Cesar) Sorry about that, but I knew you were gonna shoot me first.


Weeds Season 6 Quotes

Nancy: Shane - Don't let go of that stick thing.
Shane: It's called a mallet.

It's cool how the lights change color. Wonder if it's a salt water pool - doesn't sting your eyes like chlorine. Not that that's her problem.