Monogamy is the great tragedy of beauty.

Criminal

Let's get wired.

Neal

Peter: Have you ever met a woman -
Neal: Brittney - Brittney Nicole - Seventh grade...what? I had a gap in my teeth.

Oddly Bi-polar - I'd rather have some oysters.

Mozzie

Criminal: Looks like we have a stand-off.
FBI agent: No we don't - shoot him (Neal) and I'll get you on murder too.

I've always believed that the best way to hide something is in plain site.

Patrick Aimes

Never let them see you sweat.

Alicia

We got gun shot residue - looks like its been snowing back here.

Mozzie

The Neal Caffrey I did my thesis on could make this work.

FBI agent

Peter: While you are here, have a drink.
Mozzie: Oh well, I don't drink.
Peter: Well, tonight you do.
Mozzie: Gin's good.

Peter: (to Mozzie) I thought you would be taller.
Mozzie: Me too.

Mozzie: Kate loves her classics.
Neal: X marks the spot.