Neal, what did you do?

Sara

You think they're listening and then they do the exact opposite of what you say...

Peter

We got your keester off the hook. Don't be holding out on us now, kid.

Mozzie

Never say you're sorry unless you're running a con.

Neal [to Scott]

Elizabeth: I saw you scored high on Angry Birds today.
Peter: She knows you're here.
Neal: Someone has to stand up to the green pigs.

A good smile works just as well, plus you never have to worry that your mustache is on straight.

Neal

Neal: You need to hit rock bottom before you can change
Peter: When did you hit rock bottom
Neal: Never said I did...

I think we're looking at the next Neal Caffrey...

Peter

Peter: I can't believe you did this.
Neal: You're welcome.
Peter: That' s not what I meant.

Dearly beloved, we are here to witness the union of Suit...and Mrs. Suit...again.

Mozzie

Best. Date. Ever.

Sara

Any guy can make girl dinner. Only you can paint a picture of a black widow through a hidden window.

Sara