Neal: Nothing says...
Peter: Polygamy?
Neal: Like dinner plans...

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• Added: July 05, 2011

Do you cook like this for Sara? Insurance investigator Barbie would be thoroughly impressed.

Diana

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• Added: July 05, 2011

I'll have an arrest warrant before dessert.

Peter

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• Added: July 05, 2011

Peter: I'm holding poop.
Elizabeth: And you look damn sexy doing it.

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• Added: July 05, 2011

Neal: Are you scared to tell Elizabeth?
Peter: Terrified.

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• Added: July 05, 2011

Peter: Are they really having a quote-off?
Neal: You bet.

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• Added: June 28, 2011

Mozzie pulled a Ferris Bueller.

Diana

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• Added: June 28, 2011

Good luck, melon me.

Mozzie

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• Added: June 28, 2011

Neal [to Peter]: What do you say Newman? Ready to con the mob out of half a million?
Peter: Lead the way, kid.

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• Added: June 28, 2011

You are a living conspiracy theory.

Peter [to Mozzie]

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• Added: June 28, 2011

The Dentist was the scariest thing I could think of, and it worked.

Mozzie

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• Added: June 28, 2011

You were twelve when you stole $500,000 from the Detroit mob?

Neal

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• Added: June 28, 2011