That's why we pay you the big bucks....if we paid you...

Peter [to Neal]

Peter: What are you doing?
Mozzie: Just being oppressed by the man, the usual.

Are you actively trying to die?!

Neal

I am the Dentist of Detroit.

Mozzie

I need as many buyers for my slight-of-hand-me-downs as I can get.

Mozzie

I resent your misguided understanding of things you don't understand.

Mozzie

Helen: Who are you?!
Diana: FBI Agent Diana Barrigan. Damn right over qualified.

Mozzie: Get a room!
Sara: We are in a room
Neal: My room!
Mozzie: That was cold!

Neal: Where's Diana's briefcase?
Mozzie: She took it back to the She-gal nest.

Jones: I want you to plan my next birthday party.
Elizabeth: Do you want a moonbounce too?
Jones: No, I want to be a cowboy.
Elizabeth: Here you go.
Jones: Giddy up.

I see why she gets so many death threats.

Diana

Neal: And the glasses?
Peter: I use them to make a point.