You were right Ryan. God is a fake ass little bitch.

Wilfred

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• Added: June 20, 2013

Why have you forsaken me God? I give my life in service of you, and you totally dick me over!

Wilfred

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• Added: June 20, 2013

It was God, Ryan. And as God was carrying your flat screen tv out the back door, he looked at me as if to say, "Go my son. Smite these sinners. Wipe this present day Sodom and Gomorrah off the face of the earth!"

Wilfred

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• Added: June 20, 2013

I love all God's creatures, even certain Jews.

Wilfred

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• Added: June 20, 2013

When one walks with the Lord, Ryan, one's tail is always wagging.

Wilfred

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• Added: June 20, 2013

Wilfred: It was Jesus!
Ryan: And Jesus stole my radio?
Wilfred: The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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• Added: June 20, 2013

Holy shit. Marley and Me is a really sad movie. God, why was I laughing the whole time?

Wilfred

• Permalink: Holy s**t. Marley and Me is a really sad movie. God, why was I l...
• Added: June 20, 2013

I'm pretty sure they were dead. I looked everywhere for them.

Wilfred

• Permalink: I'm pretty sure they were dead. I looked everywhere for them.
• Added: June 20, 2013

Here's me looking out the window at absolutely nothing. I did that for like four or five hours.

Wilfred

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• Added: June 20, 2013