Wilfred Season 2 Episode 3: "Dignity" Quotes
You're doing a shit job at that shit job.
Wilfred
Did you see that?!?! Slow Piscopo stole my bit right out from under me!
Wilfred
Excuse me, do I come into your place of business and interrupt you when you're working?
Wilfred
Are you kidding me? Lassie was doing sad, droopy dog eyes back in 1955. That shit is hack.
Wilfred
Those idiots wouldn't know adorable if it cornered them in a holding cell and raped them with a plunger handle. That reminds me; Bear could you pick up a plunger before our next date night?
Wilfred
Jeremy: Tomorrow. Possible?
Wilfred: You, not being a dick. Possible?
If those clowns come up with a cure for lung cancer it is going to be a sad, sad day.
Jeremy
I'm an office dog. It's my duty to entertain and amuse, and if I can't do it they'll bring in some foosball table who can!
Wilfred
I only huff the good stuff. I'm kind of keyboard cleaner snob.
Amanda
Stacy: Jeremy, I have the state highway commissioner on line one.
Jeremy: Well I've got a belly rub on line two!
Is anyone else concerned that there's a stale half-eaten Wheat Thin under this desk?
Wilfred
So you're just going to leave me in that thing? Like some guy caged up like some animal?
Wilfred
