Wynonna: People will find out, about the contest, about you not keeping your word.
Cleo: One, how are they going to find out, and two, what does an Earp know about keeping their word, huh? That is priceless. You are a hilar…
Wynonna: So this is personal.
Cleo: No, see this? This is hereditary, daughter of Earps. Besides, I have to keep feeding something to this monster or whatever it is to keep it out of town. You see, Sheriff Holt and I, we know what it takes to get dirty jobs done, and if that dirty job happens to be you, bonus. Now scream.
Wynonna: Eat my vegan seitan.
Cleo: See, they lied. You’re not even fun.

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Nedley: Wynonna, what did they do?
Wynonna: You survived Nedley. That’s what you did. You made it home.
Nedley: Fuck yeah.

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Rachel: I’ll move out to the barn, now that everyone’s back, which is good.
Wynonna: Take the bed. You’ve earned it kid. Besides, I’m better in the cold.
Rachel: OK, Jon Snow in a B-cup, and I’m not a kid, Wynonna.
Wynonna: Why’d you leave Monument?
Rachel: When you’re a person who’s gone through some stuff, and you see somebody else who’s a good person also going through some stuff…
Wynonna: How bad is Nicole?
Rachel: She was alone for a really long time.
Wynonna: Well, thanks for taking care of my friend, Rachel Valdez.
Rachel: Thanks for noticing, Wynonna Earp, the Earp heir.

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