Wynonna Earp Season 4 Episode 7: "Love's All Over" Quotes
Well slap my ass and call me the sister-in-law, except you. You’re not allowed to participate in the slapping of ass.Wynonna
Wynonna: You should smile more. You’d be prettier.
Waverly: Reverse sexism is still sexism, Wynonna.
Dimitri: Love is like the tooth fairy.
Wynonna: Never pays as well as you think.
Dimitri: It doesn’t exist.
Dimitri: No love is real. I know that for a fact because I am a love professional.
Waverly: Love might be the only thing that’s real. Nicole died for me. I would kill for her, and if you can’t feel that much, then I’m sorry for you, truly.
Doc: What did happen with you and Ma’am Clanton?
Waverly: I don’t remember. I only touched her. Could that have killed her?
Doc: You are powerful.
Waverly: But all I want is to be happy. I’m engaged. I’m in love. I want that for everyone, including you.
Doc: I know little lamb.
Nicole: It’s your wedding. It should have everything that you want. You want costume changes, or skywriting?
Waverly: Are you making fun of me?
Nicole: We should release doves or butterflies, and we need to nail down a wedding hashtag, like stat.
Waverly: Someone’s here. I should…
Nicole: Hey, hey, what about WavNic or HeatWave? WayHaught? No that’s ridiculous.
Wynonna: Loblaw’s into your flaming lady buns.
Wynonna: That stone-cold battle axe wants you to pat the bunny.
Waverly: It’s not funny. What if there’s something seriously wrong with her?
Wynonna: Baby girl, what’s wrong with Bun-Bun is she’s a homophobic ho, and you fixed it with your magical coogi.
Wynonna: Honestly, I am in awe.
Cleo: Are you here to kill me?
Doc: I promised your brother I would not.
Cleo: But I want you to. Please, just make the whole thing end.
Doc: We need to tend to whatever’s left of your mother.
Cleo: I can’t. I need her to tell me what to do next.
Doc: You need to snap out of whatever this is. You’ll flood the whole damn county with those tears, love. Seeing a girl cry will break any man’s heart, but when that girl is brave, tenacious, fierce, well, you’re nearly tearing this outlaw’s heart in two.
Cleo: Well, fuck me, that was hot.
Amon: That word too big for you? I don’t sleep with animals.
Wynonna: Would you consider a slightly oversexed gunslinger. I give great… everything.
Amon: I will not sleep with you.
Wynonna: Why because I’m the Earp heir? Come here.
Amon: Because I love Waverly.
Waverly: Nicole has a surprise for me. I’m scared.
Wynonna: Fifty bucks says she got your name tattooed across her boobs, which are so great, right?
Waverly: What did you call her boobs?
Wynonna: I’m not in love with her. Don’t freak. I’m just making sure that you are… still into boobs generally.
Amon: And that’s when I knew not only was I going to win the bullfight, but I was going to become Spain’s champion matador.
Nicole: She’s a vegan:
Wynonna: Amon, I am extremely interested in bull riding or being ridden like one.
Amon: OK, why are you doing this?
Wynonna: Because Waverly’s never inviting you to motorboat in her marina.
Wynonna: Everybody loves Waverly. It’s always Waverly, Waverly, Waverly.