My face still looks like a goddamn charcuterie board!

Mercedes

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• Added: September 15, 2018

Nicole, I've never been so happy to hear your stupid, bossy voice!

Wynonna

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• Added: September 15, 2018

Wynonna: So you can't take Peacemaker. That's good to know. Tell you what: when I break this game, I'll shove her up your ass and blow your guts out through your brains. Willingly.

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• Added: September 15, 2018

Wynonna: The floor is melting, Doc! I'm out!
Doc: Wynonna, do not do anything foolish!

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• Added: September 15, 2018

Jeweler: How did you say you came upon this ring?
Nicole: Uh, it's been in my family for generations. Yeah. It came right over on the boat, smuggled right up Granny Haught's petticoats.

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• Added: September 15, 2018