Wynonna Earp
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Nicole: I think this would be a good time to tell you that I am a lesbian.
Wynonna: Oh, like you never went through an experimental phase!
Nicole: Not with gnomes!
wynonna: well, that’s very narrow-minded, nicole! love is love!
Rolf the revenant: As much as I love a feel-good ending, this ain't it. Any last words?
Wynonna: I miss Macaulay Culkin.
Nicole: Tell Waverly I love her!
Wynonna: Sure, make me look like an asshole.
You know what? You survived some shit, and I cannot wait for your TED talk, but get back to me when you're cursed.
Rolf the revenant: I feel good. I feel strong.
Nicole: I feel college.
We go in and we find tweedle-dee, tweedle-douche, we bring them out, 5 minutes tops, we get the keys, she’ll never notice, we’re good to go. Let’s go!
Nicole: You have no police training, you’re terrible with authority, you’re not even qualified to run a Chipotle!
Wynonna: Guaca-cuse me?
Wynonna: Are we going to finally see your sex cave?
Nedley: Well, it’s more of a closet.
Nicole: Push with your legs!
Wynonna: Shut up with your mouth!
Waverly: Also… when was the last time you went home? Or ate?
Jeremy: Oh, that depends. What day is it?
Waverly: We’re gonna need to get you a falafel.
Nedley: We confiscated their party bus this morning.
Nicole: Who party buses at 10 am?
Wynonna: The deeply committed.
Wynoonna: Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! Ho-ho-hold my calls while I kick some honeycomb ass!
Charlie: Who are you talking to?
Wynonna: I’m not sure!
I’ll call up my blood splatter analyst, my behavioral profiler and Helen Mirren to see what’s up.
Jeremy
