Doc: Then why didn’t you tell me?
Kate: I did! Many times! Doc, I’m a vampire! Doc, I drink blood! Doc, let me bite you!
Doc: Yeah! I thought that was roleplay!

• Permalink: Yeah! I thought that was roleplay!
• Added: August 25, 2018

Wait, wait, Robin’s family too! He mentioned it, that his dad would never leave town because they’ve been here forever. That means I wasn’t ghosted, my date was just kidnapped by Bulshar, maybe! Huzzah!

Jeremy

• Permalink: That means I wasn’t ghosted, my date was just kidnapped by Bulshar, maybe!
• Added: August 25, 2018

Wynonna: Did you just go out and slaughter a wild turkey?

Michelle: Like I’m going to feed my girls store-bought.

• Permalink: Did you just go out and slaughter a wild turkey?

• Added: August 25, 2018

Waverly: I’m vegan.
Michelle: You’re already a lesbian.

• Permalink: You’re already a lesbian.
• Added: August 25, 2018

On top of everything, we need to be an adult daycare center?

• Permalink: On top of everything, we need to be an adult daycare center?
• Added: August 17, 2018

You tell Waverly and those Earp bitches I say hey! Wait, did I just say...

Nicole

• Permalink: You tell Waverly and those Earp bitches I say hey!
• Added: August 17, 2018

Wynonna: Waverly's shtupping a cop!
Waverly: Her name's Nicole!

• Permalink: Waverly's shtupping a cop!
• Added: August 17, 2018

A demon has been stalking your sister ever since she was a baby!

Michelle

• Permalink: A demon has been stalking your sister ever since she was a baby!
• Added: August 17, 2018

Waverly: She called me a demon. A demon. Over and over and over. Is that why she left?
Nicole: Your mother had a psychological disorder.

• Permalink: She called me a demon. A demon. Over and over and over.
• Added: August 11, 2018

If you ever threaten her again, if you ever so much as touch a strand of that perfect, luscious mane, I swear to God!

• Permalink: if you ever so much as touch a strand of that perfect, luscious mane, I swear to God!
• Added: August 11, 2018

Also, does your car have seat warmers? Because I ripped my pants while decapitating. It happens.

• Permalink: Because I ripped my pants while decapitating.
• Added: August 11, 2018

She set the fire. But she was no murderous sociopath. She was Michelle Gibson, the rodeo spitfire. The wild heart and loyal soul of Purgatory. Even the thugs and the dimwits drank to her.

Nedley

• Permalink: She was Michelle Gibson, the rodeo spitfire.
• Added: August 11, 2018