Wynonna Earp
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Wynonna: I’m going to find Waverly.
Billy: That’s Rachel’s blood.
Wynonna: We don’t know that.
Billy: Yes, I do. A Clanton can’t unreap another Clanton. Wynonna, she’s in danger.
Wynonna: I’m not going back to your ranch. The last time I was there… it’s a trap, kid.
Billy: Who cares? You have a magic gun, and Rachel needs you to save her. I severed the root. I got tortured by my own mom to save you.
Wynonna: You were trying to save Rachel.
Billy: So you owe me one, and you owe her a few.
Wynonna: There’s only one of me, man.
Billy: You’re Wynonna Earp. Rachel used to go on about you guys, how it was after you came back.
Wynonna: Yeah, I’m an asshole. I’m a mess.
Billy: She said it got better. You were awesome, and she’s not some powerful angel. She’s on her own. Waverly would want you.
Wynonna: Low blow, asshole junior. Let’s go.
Graham: Listen to me, you can’t let them out. They’re monsters. This one’s a goddamn werewolf.
Nicole: He’s also my florist, and his name’s Freddie … You see here general, our town here, it’s pretty inclusive.
Graham: Yeah.
Nicole: Or at least from now on it’s going to be but not for your kind.
Graham: What is that, the military?
Nicole: Utter dick wads. Move it and lose it.
Graham: Just who the hell do you think you are?
Nicole: I’m the goddamn sheriff of Purgatory. You messed with the wrong damn town.
Mercedes: My dental surgeon is going to kill me. Those veneers were fresh. Guess I could just drain him.
Jeremy: We really need to work on appetite suppression.
Mercedes: What are you, a 90s modeling agency? I will eat who I want. No more diets.
Clanton Heir Doc: I do not need a prison to best you, but your fear gets them excited.
Wynonna: I can get you excited if you let me take you home.
Clanton Heir Doc: The next time I step on Earp whore land, it will be to coat it in the blood of your kin.
Wynonna: Leave my friends out of this.
Clanton Heir Doc: You never did.
Wynonna: They wanted to help.
Clanton Heir Doc: Now they’ll die.
Wynonna: I know you’re in there. Fight, for god sake, Doc, fight.
Wynonna: What a waste all this was. All your apologies, everything you did. Doc…
Clanton Heir Doc: Doc is dead.
Wynonna: He’s been dead before.
Clanton Heir Doc: I am the Clanton heir.
Wynonna: No, you’re not. You’re a fuck up. You’re a fuck up like me, but unlike me you’ve tried to be better, you’re trying to be better. And you’re so close. I won’t let you do this.
Clanton Heir Doc: Turn around and face me.
Wynonna: Doc Holliday won’t shoot someone in the back. You’re still in there. I know you are. And I know your code, the one I never should have broken because of what it did to us. That code won’t let you shoot me no matter what they’ve done to you.
Wynonna: You could save him.
Dark Angel Waverly: He does have regret in his heart for his many, many sins, but he defied the lifetime he was given many, many times.
Wynonna: Yeah big whoop. You left the Garden. You got off the throne.
Dark Angel Waverly: You convinced her… me to do so.
Wynonna: I’m saying we all make mistakes. I’m the Earp heir, remember?
Dark Angel Waverly: The champion.
Wynonna: I gave so much. I lost everything. If you’re taking her away from me too, at least let my sister save the man we both love. Please, before you go away forever.
Mercedes: Guys, I am literally dying, and we all know I was born to be a vampire.
Jeremy: That is actually a good idea.
Doc: Are you sure?
Jeremy: If you don’t, she’s a goner.
Doc: I’ve never sired anyone before. I will need your express consent.
Jeremy: Consent is so important.
Mercedes: Vamp permission granted. Now get over here and suck me off already.
Doc: She’s already dead. Just let me eat her.
Jeremy: Hey, hey, hey, I am not stopping you for her. I know you don’t want to do this. This is not the real you. You’ve made amends. You’ve changed. I know it, Doc. I know it. You want to feed? Take me. I don’t care. I’ve lost my love, my job, and if you eat an innocent person, then I’ve lost my brother too.
Doc: Jeremy.
Jeremy: Doc.
Doc: I had the most peculiar vision.
Jeremy: In your, uh…
Doc: There you, I will resist.
Jeremy: I knew you would.
Waverly: If you’re going to kill me, let’s get to it.
Jolene: I’m sorry if I triggered you.
Waverly: Triggered? You tried to destroy me.
Jolene: Yeah, but I failed, right? You were rescued by the love and support of your family and friends. Now you’re happy, healthy. I mean I’m kinda medium on the hair, but otherwise, you are thriving, girl. You know while I was watching you sleep, I did a little bit of reflecting on the last time we hung out, and just how terrible it was for both of us. And I realized something. I’m not mad at you anymore. I’m sad for you.
Waverly: Jolene, always a liar.
Jolene: That’s why I want to help you.
Waverly: You’ve been in the fog for far too long because you’ve lost your goddamn mind.
Jolene: Don’t you get it Waverly? Demons are just fallen angels. Everything you have been fighting your whole life, you’re on of them, whether you want to admit it or not. You and I are the same.
Waverly: Shut up.
Jolene: I mean you may not want to call me sister, but we are kin.
Wynonna: You’re my family.
Rachel: No, I’m not. Hey, it’s a compliment. Trust me. Nobody wants to be an Earp. Gibson, maybe, but Earps, we always end up alone.
Wynonna: She’s my sister.
Nicole: She’s my future wife.
Wynonna: Well, look, if marrying my sister was legal, I would have done it already, so check your privilege hot wheels.
Nicole: Dude, it’s my gear. I know how to work it.
Wynonna: Casey’s my friend. I know how to work him.
Nicole: What does that even mean?
Wynonna: It means we have a mind-meld thing happening ever since we cooked chili together.
