Yellowstone
Sundays 8:00 PMYellowstone Season 5 Quotes
Beth: How long will you be gone?
Rip: I don't know.
Beth: Ballpark it.
Rip: Maybe a year.
Beth: A year? Honey, I can't live without you for a year.
Rip: Beth, I know it's gonna be tough.
Beth: No, I mean it. We won't survive that.
Rip: You want to live in a canvas town for a year? Take a fuckin' shower once a week in a motel 6? C'mon now.
Beth: Well, we swore to spend our lives together. Where you go, I go. I'm gonna do what the fuck I want to do anyway.
Rip: I'm well aware of that, sweetheart.
Beth: Alright, so it's settled.
Is fair some sort of metaphor for somethin' a father shouldn't be hearin'?
John
Summer: I thought we agreed to get along.
Beth: We did. I didn't agree to placate some of your hippie bullshit where every institution and every custom is designed to oppress.
Summer: They are.
Beth: They are what you make 'em, babe.
The herd's insured, but I don't know, I don't know how we rebuild 100 years of genetics.
John
Don't get me wrong. I'm not ordering a steak anytime soon, but I understand now. I understand why you brand and why you vaccinate and why you move them from one pasture to another. Twelve million tourists a year come to Montana from cities. You might want to think about inviting a few of them over so they understand who you really are and what you really do 'cause they have you pegged as a bunch of misogynist bigots who are ruining the environment, and that is not who you are.
Summer
Beth: You know, I really, uh, really thought the airport would be the end of us, Dad, but your business model, that's gonna be the end of us.
John: The business model worked for a hundred years.
Beth: No, dad! It hasn't worked. If it worked, this fuckin' valley wouldn't be filled with hobby farms and, and, and vacation houses. It would be filled with ranches! People don't sell businesses that make money, right? They sell the losers.
John: You're a smart woman, Summer. A very, very smart woman.
Summer: I'm a smart person.
John: Well, women are smarter than men to begin with, so I'm just judging you against your peers.
Summer: I was thinking of going for a hike. Can you point me in a direction?
Monica: You're not from around here.
Summer: Why do you say that?
Monica: If you were from around here, you'd ask if you could help.
I've got a pretty good beat on my appeal as a man, and it doesn't add up to you.
Jamie
Help me win governor, and I'll give you your airport.
Jamie
Obama visited Standing Rock two years before he tried to run a pipeline through it. Presidents don't see us, even when they're standing in front of us.
Rainwater
Lynelle: I wish there were two of you, John because I would actually marry the one that is less charming and more sensible.
John: Somewhere in there is a compliment, huh?
Lynelle: No, nowhere in there is a compliment.