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Thursdays on NetflixYOU Season 3 Quotes
I have some absolute fucking weirdos in the basement, but in their own weirdo way, the Conrads bring out the best in each other. Now Love and me, we bring out something in each other, and that's why I need to get out. In Love's mind, we're f finally on the same page and face adversity as a united front.
Joe Voiceover
This wasn't the plan, but I can't blame you, you're trying to solve an impossible problem, Ryan.
Joe Voiceover
It's OK you can look at it, look at my dick. Welcome to the real party, brother.
Cary
Marienne; You know the worst part about being married is that they actually know you so well that they can just use it for the rest of your life.
Love: Our marriage is completely one-sided.
Joe: That is ridiculous.
Love: You made me kill her. In addition to being mother of the fucking year, I had to run fucking interference on one of your fucking patterns! I killed Natalie for fucking you!
Love: I think that' the best sex we ever had.
Joe Voiceover: Yes, it was. The spark our marriage needed doesn't come from swinging. Our love language is violence.
What is it you think you're doing with Love Quinn?
Matthew
Marienne: If Ryan finds out that I was with a married man however innocently he'll use it and I'll never get custody.
Joe Voiceover: You're right, Ryan is a problem but there are always problems in love stories. I'll find a way to fix it for you.
Love: I know you're not Sherry's biggest fan.
Joe voiceover: I'd rather fuck a cactus.
Dealer: So FYI this is a service, someone's gonna deal so I serve the means of medicating the public as well as protecting communities likely to be profiled by the police. I donate all my proceeds to NAMI. The National Alliance of mental illness?
Joe Voiceover: I'm starting to think this generation might save us all.
Cary: If you don't want to fuck yourself, how is someone going to want to fuck you, my man?
Joe voiceover: Oh, of course. Cary is Cary-sexual.
You poor dumb kid. I'm so sorry.
Joe Voiceover
