Me, a boy, and his mom, who is usually great but occasionally murders people with her bare...

Me, a boy, and his mom, who is usually great but occasionally murders people with her bare hands. What could go wrong?

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YOU Season 3 Episode 1: "And They Lived Happily Ever After"
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Me, a boy, and his mom, who is usually great but occasionally murders people with her bare hands. What could go wrong?

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Joe Voiceover: I never thought to wonder what happens after boy met girl because we know. "And they live happily ever after." Fade to black. Roll credits. I should've asked more questions because I've been in some harrowing situations in my life, but this, I could really use a map. But I forged my way in the dark before, I can do it now. I have to. To protect our daughter.
Doctor: Congratulations, dad. It's a boy.
Joe: It's a boy?
Joe Voiceover: I'm fucked, and so is he.

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