Liza: Can you believe it? We finally get a night together.
Josh: And they're really good about checking IDs, so we don't need to worry about your daughter showing up.

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Josh: She's 40!
Liza: Hey! Easy with the F word, sweetie.

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Josh: Oh my God though? You're closer to my mom's age than you are to miiiiine.
Liza: OK. Can we stop with the math now?
Josh: Yes. No more math.

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Josh: I know what's happening.
Liza: What?
Josh: I have whiskey dick!
Liza: What?!
Josh: Whiskey dick. My 40-year-old girlfriend got my dick drunk.

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Liza: I bet Seabisquit would love the Gallup poll.
Diana: Honestly, it's like you have some form of literary turrets.

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Don't be sorry, you should be with someone your own age who will go agro on you and will put your penis in a cage, but that's not me...

Liza

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