I'm bringing a blue-collar companion to a black-tie event.Diana
Charles: How did you get this?
Liza: I didn't run away.
Kelsey: Who am I gonna choose?
Lauren: Mm-mm. No. You don't. Have them both, diva. It's healthier for your flora too.
Liza's generation has no concept of style. It's all rompers and fanny packs.Diana
That man may be a plumber, but he sure can plumb my depths.Diana
Maggie: Who is that woman screeching at you?
Liza: Uh, that's Diana.
Maggie: Oh, that's Diana? Now I finally get it.
It needs more energy. Humor. Scandal. We’re competing with Russian hookers and golden showers.Zane
You can't assume everyone's lying just because you are.Maggie
The world is ageist, and until that changes, I can't play by the rules.Liza
Jake: Can I kiss you?
Kelsey: What? Sorry, I just thought Obama's speechwriter would be a little smoother than that.
Jake: Oh, well, it worked on Michelle.
Kelsey: Who is that?
Lauren: Oh, that's my new intern.
Kelsey: You have an intern?
Lauren: It's basically slave labor, TBQH, but they are getting the credit for school so my conscience is clear.
I just want to remind you that the last time you picked up a stray, you married her.Maggie