I thought all English people were fancy, but these are like Alabama English people.

Lindsay

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• Added: November 11, 2015

I have to look extra dope. Those assholes' latest track dissed my wardrobe so thoroughly they had me doubting my signature style that GQ once called "courageously headache-y."

Sam

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All right, English people, cover your skin. We're going outside.

Gretchen

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Jimmy: Gretch, you gotta help me, promise you'll help me. Please.
Gretchen: Can't.
Jimmy: Jesus, I thought you said you were better?
Gretchen: I lied.
Jimmy: Well, fake it and help me!
Gretchen: I don't wanna.
Jimmy [shrieking]: Do you think I wanna? Nobody wanna! But I need your help, c'mon!

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Jimmy: You must be in university by now?
Lily: Oh, I was going to go. But they pointed out that university is just a place that wankers go to study poetry and fist themselves.

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Wow! It's so big and gray.

Lily

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It seemed like a right proper story. Just not for me.

Jimmy's dad

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You've got a career. A nice house. Got your own Paki. Don't do what I did and let some black cloud of a bird screw it up.

Ronny

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