Tom: So, I still don't get why you fired Roy. I mean, he was putting the bird house where you wanted it, right?
Lynette: It's not about that. He said I emasculate you.
Tom: He said that?
Lynette: Well, not in those words. He went with a more colorful nutcracking analogy.
Tom: He is funny.

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Desperate Housewives Season 6 Episode 5: "Everybody Ought to Have a Maid"
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Katherine: You tried to kill me!
Susan: Okay, I just shot you. Let's not be throwing accusations around.

Laura, you're kind of a wet blanket since you quit smoking. Why don't you try a pipe?