I have great sex with the kid.

I am literally head over heels.

Can you guys like, maybe neutral it? Because, like, you hit up a girl in Miami?

The guys look really good from afar, but once they come up to our table, they are jack-hideous.

I think Sam's doggin' Ron ... until we get the facts straight, it looks pretty bad on Sam's part.

It reminds me of the aquarium, the moment you tap the glass and make 'em come to you, it freaks you out.

[to Snook] You like him? You like LIKE him?

I need her to shut the other one up so I can get it in.

I didn't know she'd flip the script. I thought she'd leave ... Sammi will just bring you down and down because she thinks at the end of the day you deserve it.

I kind of feel Tom pushed me into Roger's arms.

She's like a 3,000-pound man. She's like a bulldozer.

You brought me into this house, and Jenni has had my back since day one.


Jenni 'JWoww' Farley Quotes

[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!


I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.