Jeff: What are you doing here Change and how do you know where I live?
Chang: I can answer both of those questions by returning your driver's license.

He also listens to the Barenaked Ladies. Go get their dumbasses to help you.

Jeff

Community Quotes

We spend too much time together.

Troy/Abed

Annie: I've been following you, how did you get Troy to play football?
Jeff: I'm not having a conversation with someone that emerged from a bush
Annie: Because I'm right?
Jeff: No, because I'm not in a commercial for a breakfast cereal