Angelina's so big, dawg, she broke the bed, dawg.

My grandpappy was a pimp. His grandpappy was a pimp.

Snooki's drunk and she doesn't understand. She acts like she's 10 years old.

I'm leader of the group. I say what goes, and if I say we're leaving, we're leaving.

Back in the day, they had a prophecy that one day, there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be The Situation.

I'll speak for everybody and you can get the f**k out. You left in Jersey, you might as well leave now.

There are so many chances we have given this girl and at this point I've had enough.

How dare you speak to me like this? I'm the glue of this family!

Every month, there's a situation.

The Situation: Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
The Situation: You look like a ho.
Angelina: You're a dirtbag and your penis should fall off.

Angelina: I threw away garbages!
The Situation: Garbages?

Happy birthday, I f---ed my roommate!

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes

I'm hooking up with my girl. Pauly is hooking up with his girl. And we're going to have sex. That's the situation.

Mike (The Situation)

I'm like, chill out, Freckles McGee.