The Situation: So, we have two girls on the burner. We can get the original chicks, which are DTF, or we can get the blond ones.
Pauly D: Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday.

My chick has got my sweatpants on. Pauly D's chick's got his sweatpants on. We're about to get our smash on.

I got front-row seats for a slam session.

The Situation: Angelina is the Staten Island Ferry: everybody gets a ride, and it's free.

Just like when you're little and you want to believe Santa Claus is alive. Santa Claus is fucking dead.

Vinny: Ronni's MacGyver, yo.
Situation: He got off scott free.

Situation: What do you think of Jenni and Sammi? I feel like Sammi slayed the giant.
Vinny: Just by stepping up to her, you get a tie. And if you get in a tie with Mayweather, you get respect.

Jose's taken Angelina on a number of dates. Buying her Fossil watches. I don't how much it was. $39.99? $49.99? The man should be smashed.

I'll be flipping pancakes while people are punching each other in the face.

So, um, I, um, got a taxi for you, baby ... I set up everything for you. Are you good?

I don't even know. Who knows, dog. That's the first time. The first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper! I'm The Situation, man!

I'm not ready to perform right now. I'm like a Ferrari. I'm high maintenance.

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes

I'm hooking up with my girl. Pauly is hooking up with his girl. And we're going to have sex. That's the situation.

Mike (The Situation)

I'm like, chill out, Freckles McGee.