Favorite Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
Snooki: We still care about this girl.
JWoww: No. No. No.
He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.
[to JWoww] If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with Tampons.
I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds. She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you want to make out with me, just ask. I will say yes.
My vagina's out.
Snooki: My first thought was: I don't wanna clean this up. My second thought was: I just f*%ked up dinner. My third thought was: What the f*%k am I gonna eat?!
JWoww: Oh no, he's gonna drown!
Snooki: They live in water!
Vinny: It lives in salt water, you idiot.
Friggin' duck phone!
He friggin' jumped out of the car like it was on f*%kin' fire.
Hold my earrings.
[Vinny's] like my big brother, I love him. But usually you don't have sex with your big brother.
Snooki's staying and I'm ready to party. I'm ready to meet sexy guidos and I'm ready just to f*%king be single.
